Float (2022) Review – The Worst Horror Movie I Have Ever Watched
Zac Locke delivers a masterclass in poor filmmaking with #Float. From a vile script to abhorrent characters, is this the most offensive horror in years?
Horror on Tubi
I’m a sucker for punishment. With that in mind, this section is dedicated to ultra low budget horror movies free on Tubi.tv. Now we all know there is a lot of great horror on Tubi. That is not what this section is about. That would be too easy. This section is purely dedicated to reviews of the movies that nobody seems to talk about.
The rules here are simple. I don’t read reviews, I don’t read suggestions, I don’t read anything about the movie. I simply check out the synopsis and watch before bringing you my unfiltered opinion. Expect a ton of bad movies and maybe even a few good ones. This feature was originally intended for June of 2023 but I will probably keep adding to it indefinitely.
No_Filter (2022) Review – A Stilted and Cliched Social Media Slasher
Michael Dupret delivers a formulaic influencer-themed horror with #No_Filter. From stilted accents to tired tropes, does this social media slasher have any bite?
Cabin Girl (2023) Review – A Grounded Paranormal Influencer Mystery
Jon D. Wagner delivers a surprisingly polished Tubi Original with Cabin Girl. A van-life influencer moves into a haunted cabin, but is the ghost the real threat?
The Amityville Curse (2023) Review – A Ridiculous and Ugly Haunted House Mess
Éric Tessier takes on the Hans Holzer novel in The Amityville Curse. From ridiculous glitchy visions to a total lack of chemistry, this Tubi Original is a mess.
Mercy Falls (2023) Review – A Highland Thriller That Lost Its Way
Ryan Hendrick takes us into the Scottish Highlands for the survival thriller Mercy Falls. A group of friends search for a cabin, but find a nightmare instead.
Captive (2023) Review – A Mismatched and Boring Vampire Slasher
Savvas Christou delivers a tonally confused vampire horror with Captive. A group of friends find a bloodsucker in a basement, but does the stoner drama sink it?
Forest of Death (2023) Review – A Formulaic and Dull Tubi Cash-Grab
Brendan Rudnicki delivers another “horror by numbers” entry with Forest of Death. From unlikable characters to suspicious reviews, is this Tubi’s worst?
Caviar (2023) Review – A Bizarre and Incoherent Conspiracy Mess
Jacob Michael King delivers a 4Chan-inspired nightmare with Caviar. From stop-motion monsters to political deepfakes, is this the weirdest horror of the year?
Dead Hot: Season of the Witch (2023) Review – A Cringe-Inducing Vanity Project
Vanessa Hudgens and GG Magree head to Salem for a “spiritual journey” in Dead Hot. Is it a spooky exploration of witchcraft or just a hollow vanity project?
I’m Haunted (2022) Review – A Derivative and Low-Effort Found Footage Slog
Brandon Rhiness delivers a micro-budget found footage mystery with I’m Haunted. A vlogger documents paranormal activity, but is it scary or just low-effort?
The Lost Vlog of Ruby Real (2020) Review – A Dull Social Media Fumble
Matt Kincses delivers a formulaic found footage slog with The Lost Vlog of Ruby Real. Social media influencers hunt a dimensional tree, but find only boredom.
The Andy Baker Tape (2021) Review – A Solid and Minimalist Road Trip Horror
Bret Lada delivers a tight, character-driven found footage experience with The Andy Baker Tape. A food blogger meets his long-lost brother in this pandemic-era indie.
