Welcome to Knockout Horror. Today we will be reviewing Tubi Original horror movie Bury the Bride from 2023. Obviously this is another addition to my Horror on Tubi feature which you should go an check out if you enjoy watching crap. Speaking of which….
Bury the Bride follows a group of 30 somethings as they party at a cabin in the middle of the desert. June (Scout Taylor-Compton) is finally getting married and she has invited her friends along for one more night of fun and bitchy arguing. What starts as a rather underwhelming night of drinking soon turns horrifying when June’s fiancee (Dylan Rourke) turns up with a few of his friends.
The best way to describe this is as a revenge movie with a twist. There is a heavy focus on “girl power” and themes of women fighting back. But that doesn’t stop Bury the Bride from falling into a whole bunch of horror cliches. With a script and story that is quick to present female relationships as bitter, resentful, and fraught with feelings of jealousy. As well as presenting certain characters as sexually motivated and lacking in self preservation. Bury the Bride does things very “by the book” and is guilty of frequently indulging in played out horror tropes.
Why is This Movie So Disappointing?
So much of Bury the Bride feels amateurish that you would think it was made by a bunch of college students. It is extremely poorly done and lacking in care. Aside from the slightly interesting premise, this movie has very little to offer. Kills are dull and uneventful, the story is ridiculous, characters are utterly stupid, consistently putting themselves in danger. The cast is unlikable and the light, slightly comical, style of the movie falls flat thanks to some terrible pacing and a messy cut.
The sad thing is, there is some real promise here. I am a huge sucker for revenge movies and I love anything that features bad ass women. There are some moments here that hint at something potentially great. When the movie is firing on all cylinders, it is pretty watchable. Unfortunately, it feels like something always comes along to stop it in its tracks. Be it a worn out horror trope, a nonsensical plot point, or a sequence of events that simply go nowhere.
Characters are actively anti-life, doing anything they can to be brutally murdered. Be it wandering off into the desert with a bunch of weirdos or simply running straight into danger. It is beyond stupid and makes the movie extremely predictable, almost to a frustrating degree. There is zero creativity here and nobody has stepped in to question the writing. Just one person actually saying “would this character act like this?” would have benefited this movie tremendously. That’s only part of the problem here, though.
Direction and Editing are Poor
Spider One clearly takes a lot of inspiration from his brother Rob Zombie. There is an attitude and approach to Bury the Bride that is distinctly Zombie-esque. His direction very much lacks the style of his brother’s, though. It also lacks the constant flashing of Sherry Moon’s ass which is a blessing or a curse depending on your own personal perspective. He seems to lack the technical ability of his brother, too.
There are so many issues with pacing and continuity, here. Scenes flow from day to night with no obvious time progression, it’s very jarring and can make the movie difficult to follow. Seeing characters run through, what can only be described as, an entire day night cycle in one shot. With nothing in between; not even a cut to demonstrate the passing of time. It is an extremely strange way of doing things. This is a problem throughout. There is a distinct lack of care on display here.
Wine is poured in a glass in one shot, only for five glasses to be fully filled in the next. Lapel mics are placed clumsily in plain site between the boobs of a character wearing a vest. Looking like a rather large, superfluous, third nipple. Character’s hair moves about in between shots, low quality audio plagues every shot, with certain scenes having been boosted to the point of being little more than hiss and compression artifacts. Camera work is shoddy and low quality and it all just feels so cheap and so poorly put together. This movie was begging for someone with some serious experience to help out on set and in the editing room.Â
Any Positives?
Acting is fairly competent with Scout Taylor-Compton being her usual confident self and Krsy Fox obviously having a good time and doing a great job kicking ass. Dylan Rourke puts his back into being a bit of an obnoxious redneck character. Again, clearly having a good time on set. And generally fitting the role very well. Lyndsi LaRose is fun as Carmen though I’m not sure about her extended three minute dance scene that feels nothing short of painfully awkward.
The themes of female camaraderie are nice. We need way more of this in horror. Nobody has done it as well as Unseen did it, this year but it’s always a really welcome approach to horror. Even though the writing gets in the way frequently, here. Playing to horror cliche with the women at each other’s throats for much of the movie’s length. Some of these moments do provide a few laughs, though.
There are a couple of fun scenes here and there and when the movie works it works quite well. The end is fairly fun though is let down by some pretty dumb character choices. I also applaud the movie for doing something a bit different with an old horror theme. But, all in all, Bury the Bride consistently gets in its own way.
Should You Watch Bury the Bride?
Bury the Bride is a run of the mill horror movie that offers a lot but never manages to deliver. A somewhat interesting premise and a slightly different take on an old horror formula. Unfortunately never manages to rise above a whole barrage of issues. Poor writing, dumb characters, an unlikable cast, tons of horror cliches, terrible editing and poor direction all drag this movie down tremendously. There are just too many problems here to recommend Bury the Bride.
