The Children (2008) Review – A Chilling and Brutal Festive Nightmare
Tom Shankland delivers a disturbing and claustrophobic holiday horror with The Children. A snowy family retreat becomes a fight for survival against a group of murderous kids.
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Tom Shankland delivers a disturbing and claustrophobic holiday horror with The Children. A snowy family retreat becomes a fight for survival against a group of murderous kids.

Johnny Kevorkian’s Await Further Instructions traps a family in a deadly game of compliance. A fascinating concept marred by poor execution.

Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo deliver an uncompromising slice of New French Extremity with Inside. A pregnant woman’s Christmas Eve becomes a fight for life.

Glen Morgan trades the atmospheric dread of the 1974 original for buckets of gore and a messy backstory. This 2006 remake is a loud, mean-spirited slasher disaster.

Franck Khalfoun delivers a claustrophobic holiday horror with P2. A late night at the office turns into a fight for survival in a locked-down parking garage.

Lawrence Gough delivers a tense, low-budget lockdown thriller with Salvage. Neve McIntosh stars in this gritty British horror set during a bloody Christmas Eve.

Tim Burton and Henry Selick deliver a visually stunning, song-filled masterpiece with The Nightmare Before Christmas. It is the perfect gateway into horror themes.

Tom Holland subverts the 80s slasher trend with Fright Night, a brilliantly executed vampire tale that perfectly blends suburban tension with practical gore.

Bruce Campbell and Devon Sawa lead a stellar B-movie cast in Black Friday, a holiday horror-comedy that unfortunately fails to find its funny bone or its teeth.

Mark Soper and Louise Lasser star in Blood Rage, a quintessential 80s slasher that serves up buckets of gore and unintentional hilarity for the Thanksgiving holiday.

M. Night Shyamalan delivers an atmospheric and beautifully shot period drama with The Village. A star-studded cast carries this divisive and tension-filled tale.

Nathalie Emmanuel stars in The Invitation, a gothic horror that feels more like a Hallmark romance than a blood-curdling nightmare. A toothless effort.