Welcome to Knockout Horror and our very first horror movie review. I suppose I should have attempted to kick things off with a bang. Perhaps I should have reviewed a modern classic such as “Hereditary” or “Get Out“? Maybe I should have taken a look at a recent cinema release such as “Us” or “Pet Sematary“. I could even have jumped into the virtual Delorean to review an all time hit like “The Shining” or “Alien”. Doesn’t that seem a little too easy, though?

Sure, these movies will all get their respective chance but for Knockout Horror’s first review I wanted something a little more humble. Something a little more Amazon Prime. Something a little more “Survive the Hollow Shoals”.

Isolation Horror

Survive the Hollow Shoals is one of three Isolation themed horror movies that we will be looking at this week. The others are the interesting found footage film Leaving D.C and the very quirky The Interior. I highly suggest you check out both of those reviews as they are both great movies in their own ways. Is Survive the Hollow Shoals the best of the three? That remains to be seen.

Isolation is, in my opinion, a somewhat under explored theme in the horror genre. After-all, there are few things more terrifying than being trapped in the middle of nowhere. Completely alone, your only companion is your own thoughts and increasing paranoia. A sideways glance at a few episodes of the excellent History Channel series “Alone” is enough to confirm this. Isolation affords tremendous scope and opportunity for scares and the location can be the true star of the show. This is, perhaps, where Survive the Hollow Shoals first begins to come undone but more on that later.

Meet Zach!

Survive the Hollow Shoals is a somewhat intimate portrayal of our protagonist Zach Weiland and his foray into the world of outdoor survival. Zach is attempting to live in the middle of nature for 60 days. All he has with him is his trusty knife, a steel water vessel, and a very nice hat that he sometimes places over his eyes to help him sleep during the day.

Naturally, this wouldn’t be a horror movie if  Zach wrapped up his 60 days out in the woods by submitting his application to Survivor. Things take a turn for the worse almost immediately. Zach begins to notice unnatural sounds in the woods and around his camp. Obviously, this causes him substantial alarm. Determined to find the source of the noise, Zach sets up a camera trap and explores his surroundings. As time goes on, the events become more frequent and more intense. Zach begins seeing things he can’t explain. It’s not long before he finds items in the vicinity of his shelter that hint at something terrifying.

This is Zach – you will see him a lot and he will always look scared or bored.

Obviously Zach is the star of the show here and he is ably performed by Brent McGhee. If IMDB is to be believed, he has only one acting credit to his name so kudos are due. He is a likable character with a hearty beard and a fairly natural rapport with the camera. With the exception of some relatively muted reactions to the events occurring around him. Brent McGhee does a pretty nice job. I certainly wouldn’t be disappointed to see his name pop up on horror movies in the future.

Found Footage Horror Woes?

In a theme that most of us will be familiar with thanks to the boom of Youtube and Vlogging. Zach spends a considerable amount of time documenting his trip out into the wild using a video camera. This fits the narrative quite nicely and keeps the budget down. It also forces Survive the Hollow Shoals to slip into the much maligned “Found Footage” genre of horror. I actually enjoy Found Footage Horror so no complaints here.

Survive the Hollow Shoals does an adequate job of avoiding the dreaded shaky cam with the exception of a few scenes. Some of the cinematography is actually fairly nice. Night time scenes are well lit and any use of night vision cameras is well placed and clear. You are never really left squinting to see what’s going on.

Zach often looks as though he wishes he had brought along an inflatable chair

There are a fair number of jump cuts and tight camera angles that give the whole movie a bit of an amateur feel. Obviously this fits the style of the film but some of the cuts don’t make a whole lot of sense. Seeing the camera move around and zoom in is slightly off putting. Given that there is only one camera man, these cuts make no sense. Half the time, Zach is too busy starting fires to actually realign the camera. Couple that with Zach’s infinite supply of batteries and the immersion can drop just a tad. This was an issue with The Blair Witch Project and it is an issue here. I can’t take more than 20 pictures on a DSLR without the damn batteries draining. Still, part of enjoying horror movies is suspending disbelief, right?

Is Survive the Hollow Shoals worth your time?

So what do I think of Survive the Hollow Shoals? Well, I absolutely love the concept. I am a huge fan of shows such as “Alone“. Added to this, I think the woods can be one of the best locations for a horror movie. Out in the middle of nowhere, completely isolated, exposed on all sides – the story just writes itself. Even the natural parts of the woods are terrifying. Bears are a part of the fauna in much of North America and there have been a number of excellent horror movies based on this fact alone.

The woods can be so dense and constricting that they feel as though they are crushing you. Barely any light enters and sounds are swallowed up by the leaves. Despite the being out in the open, there can be seemingly no escape. This is not just conjecture, either. Thousands of people go missing in national parks and the associated stories are terrifying. With this in mind, why did Survive the Hollow Shoals decide to ignore that fact and film the movie in a gorgeous clearing next to a stream?

I don’t expect them to head into the middle of nowhere and find themselves consumed by the forest but this location was too open and looked fairly well traversed. My fiancee actually remarked that she kept expecting to see picnic benches. I am sure I noticed a few tree stumps that were obviously the result of a tree being felled with a chainsaw. I know this could be classed as nit-picking but I didn’t find the location at all imposing.

Scary? This looks like an awesome picnic spot to me.

Horror tropes and a failed gamble

Survive the Hollow Shoals takes a gamble early on that I don’t think pays off. Something happens within the first 5 minutes that took me right out of the experience. I won’t specify what it is because I don’t want to ruin things for anyone. If, however, you notice it you will spend the first 25 minutes of the film playing Where’s Waldo whenever a wide angle camera shot appears. Plenty of movies have done the exact same thing and succeeded. Survive the Hollow Shoals, in my opinion, does not. The result is a serious punch in the nose to what is some, otherwise, pretty decent tension on the first few nights.

This really speaks to the greater issue with the movie itself. It seems as though Survive the Hollow Shoals’ director Jonathan Klimek couldn’t wait to get the scares rolling. Unfortunately, the movie suffers for the lack of patience. I really feel we would have benefited from a few nights of character development. We should only have experienced the slightest hint at spooky goings on. Instead we have a few minutes of Zach talking into the camera before we are bombarded by a relentless onslaught of noises and visual scares. This doesn’t stop right up until the film reaches its final stanza.

This wouldn’t be the problem it is if the film had a little more originality. Survive the Hollow Shoals dips its hand deep into the bag of horror tropes. It comes out bearing such classics as musical cues with an undertone of infrasound. Did you or didn’t you see it glimpses of figures.  Camera interference, watching eyes, bestial screams, and some of the most aggressive jump scares I have seen in quite awhile. The last 30 minutes of Survive the Hollow Shoals are basically a movie version of those dumb screamer videos that people used to share on social media.

Where have I seen this before?

It is hard to watch Survive the Hollow Shoals without drawing comparisons to The Blair Witch Project. We have creepy noises at night. The movie is set in a similar, yet less imposing, location. Zach wakes up to wooden effigies surrounding his camp.  There is a constant sense of dread and the woods feel seemingly endless.

The Blair Witch Project wants its props back

It is all just very familiar. Sure, Survive the Hollow Shoals goes in a different direction towards the end. It is definitely far more aggressive with its desire to scare the viewer. Unfortunately, this doesn’t really change much. It never manages to escape its own horror movie trappings. It is little more than another Found Footage Horror Movie set in some spooky (but not actually that spooky) woods.

The problem with recycling

Survive the Hollow Shoals is very typical of a lot of recent horror movies. Somebody that was a fan of The Blair Witch Project wonders whether the youth of today remember that movie exists. Suddenly, they get a bright idea and think they can capitalise on people’s short memories. Why not take The Blair Witch Project and combine it with YouTube Vlogs. Throw in some jump scares, mix it with the recent obsession with survival shows and see what comes out? Sure, horror has always been a copycat genre. That is undeniable. The problem is, however, so many recent horror movies are forgoing any kind of originality. They are afraid to take chances and so take the easy way out.

Survive the Hollow Shoals is a mix of a few different types of movies and television shows. Unfortunately, while this isn’t a bad thing in itself.  It manages to be feel derivative and inferior to the ideas that inspired it. Does that mean the movie is bad? Well, not really! Horror movies are some of the easiest to enjoy. They definitely don’t need to be masterpieces to justify watching.

Survive the Hollow Shoals is average and no more. To be honest, it’s a good first effort. It’s likely a lot better than most of us could do if given a camera and a wad of paper with which to write a script. On a positive note if you enjoy losing your popcorn. I almost guarantee that this movie will get you with at least one of its well placed, jump scares. I actually found myself laughing at a few parts. It becomes almost a tongue in cheek horror movie parody at certain points. Whether this was intended or not I am not sure but it pleased me and that is a good thing.