Love Hurts – 10 Best Anti-Valentine’s Day Horror Movies Ranked

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Valentine’s day is done and dusted but I am sure the bitter taste remains embedded into the mouths of some people. I mean, let’s be honest, Valentine’s day isn’t for everyone. There’s a large percentage of the population who would rather spend a torturous evening discussing comedy with the awful James Corden than spend the day being exposed to people’s grossly over the top public displays of affection.

This one’s for you guys; this is the “Love Gone Wrong” list. All of these horror movies demonstrate what happens when love goes bad. We have psychopathic stalkers, unrequited love turned violent, and love triangles that end in carnage.

All of these movies are perfect for anyone looking for an anti Valentine’s day horror movie. Every film here turns love on its head so if you are feeling just a tad sick of the Valentine’s Day bullshit. Sit down, grab some snacks, and put one of these horror movies on.

🩸 At a Glance: Top 5 Love Disasters

10. Spoonful of Sugar (2022) – A Taste of Toxicity

The Anti-Love Vibe: The story here is quite promising as it presents a fairly complex character who leans more towards bad than good. All while placing her into a convoluted love triangle that might not go the way you expect it to go.

Knockout Verdict: Sweet but deadly dull.

Gah, I really disliked this movie but it just so happens to be a very fitting Anti Valentine’s day movie. Spoonful of Sugar follows the story of Millicent (Morgan Saylor), a young woman with mental health struggles who copes by micro-dosing LSD. After taking a job as a carer for a young boy with a multitude of serious allergies. Millicent begins to become infatuated with the boy’s father. Something that will quickly reveal a darker side of the young woman.

I badly wanted to love this movie. We really need more female directors in horror and I love a strong female lead but I just really hated Spoonful of Sugar, you can check out my review here. But, again, some people really like it and it definitely fits the theme here so why not check it out? It’s a twisted love triangle that goes off the rails in the most spectacular way possible.

9. Homewrecker (2019) – Friend or Foe?

The Anti-Love Vibe: In a lot of ways, Homewrecker is an ideal anti Valentine’s day movie. It plays out like a demented version of an 80s female buddy comedy where love causes all the problems.

Knockout Verdict: Awkwardness weaponized.

Before we start, we are talking about the 2019 movie Homewrecker, not the 2023 movie. This one is planted firmly at the bottom of the list and it almost pains me to put it on here. It follows the story of Michelle (Alex Essoe), a woman who befriends a slightly eccentric lady named Linda (Precious Chong) at the local coffee shop. Only to find herself in a sticky predicament when the woman becomes completely obsessed with her.

Homewrecker really leans into the more comedic side of horror and spends most of its time with its tongue firmly planted in its cheek. It can be quite amusing at times but its slow pace can leave you wanting more. It also features the slowest horror movie fight in the history of cinema and a painfully awkward rendition of the 90’s Lisa Loeb pop megahit “Stay, I missed you“. I should point out, a lot of people like this movie a lot more than I do. I only awarded it 1.5/5 in our review of Homewrecker.

8. Unlocked (2023) – Swipe Left on Stalkers

The Anti-Love Vibe: Unlocked is a little different from some of the movies on this list but it does a great job of pointing out how little you know about the people you date. It’s an anti Valentine’s day movie for our always online Millennial and Gen Z era who may just share a little too much about themselves.

Knockout Verdict: Lock your phone, lock your heart.

The bad movies are out of the way, let’s get on with the good ones starting with fantastic 2023 Korean thriller Unlocked. This one sees an obsessed stalker, played by K-Pop idol Si-wan Yim, stealing a young woman’s phone and using it to track her every movement and make her life hell.

SiWan is fantastic and Woo-hee Chun is excellent as the forgetful and unsuspecting Lee Na-mi. Unlocked does a great job of tapping into people’s fears around social media and devices that contain our entire lives while also managing to be a fun and effective thrill ride. We awarded Unlocked 3.8/5 in our review.

7. Maniac (2012) – First Person Psychopath

The Anti-Love Vibe: Maniac definitely makes for a perfect Anti Valentine’s day movie as Frank’s unrequited love leads to some serious mayhem. This one divides critics and viewers alike due to its insane levels of gore and almost perverse approach to placing the viewer into the body of the killer but it places the focus on obsession and love gone wrong.

Knockout Verdict: Don’t lose your head.

Elijah Wood as a maniacal killer? You better believe it and he is absolutely fantastic in the 2012 remake of Maniac. Maniac sees schizophrenic serial killer Frank falling in love with a photographer named Anna (Nora Arnezeder). Determined to get his life back on track, he begins taking medication to control his violent urges. Only for everything to unravel when he can’t stop killing.

Maniac is quite unique in that almost the entire movie is filmed from the perspective of Frank. You only ever see his face in reflections and it works surprisingly well. This puts you at ground level as he commits his acts of mayhem and absolutely ruins his life while trying to be the perfect partner.

6. May (2002) – Love Me in Pieces

The Anti-Love Vibe: Her pursuit of perfection will stop at nothing and she is willing to do anything to make sure Adam stays with her forever. May is a strange movie and flips things around a little by having the obsessed person being a woman rather than a man. This is a case of love-gone-wrong in the most demented way possible.

Knockout Verdict: If you can’t find a friend, make one.

May is a low key favourite of mine and a perfect option for some Valentine’s day horror viewing. Awkward young woman May (Angela Bettis) develops an obsession with a young man who just so happens to have perfect hands in this excellent cult classic by Lucky McKee. When her awkwardness leaves her shut out, she decides the best way to find love it to create it herself.

Expertly played by Angela Bettis, May is just so odd and that’s what drags you into the story. This is a quirky horror movie and probably not for everyone but it stands out for being extremely unique and legitimately funny in parts. Well acted and with a sharp, witty, script. May is definitely worth checking out and we awarded it 3.8/5 in our review.

5. Midsommar (2019) – Breakups Are Hell

The Anti-Love Vibe: Something that gets lost in Midsommar‘s Wicker Man like pagan rituals and folk horror leanings is the fact that it is a story of love gone bad. That makes this a perfect Anti Valentine’s day movie. A fractured relationship plays centre stage in this horror movie and is the motivating factor for much of what happens towards the end.

Knockout Verdict: Does he feel like home to you?

A struggling couple head out on a vacation to Sweden to celebrate a small village’s midsummer festival in Ari Aster’s shocking follow up to Hereditary. Things begin to go drastically wrong when the shocking customs of the locals highlight a seriously fracture bond between two lovers.

Midsommar is a heavy movie deliberately designed to shock. It’s also one of the only horror movies that takes place entirely in the middle of daylight which lends it a strangely discomforting sense of uneasiness. The love story at the heart of the movie is what makes it so unsettling, however, and as the final events of the movie play out you are left questioning whether this was actually a good ending or a bad one. We awarded Midsommar 3.5/5 in our review.

4. Ready or Not (2019) – Till Death Do Us Part

The Anti-Love Vibe: Ready or Not is a perfect Anti Valentine’s day movies as a blissful wedding quickly turns to blood and carnage. With bridal dresses and tuxedo’s expertly juxtaposed against blood and gore.

Knockout Verdict: In-laws are the worst.

It’s the night of Grace and Alex’s wedding but little does Grace realise that she is about to be put through a life or death game of hide and seek in this great comedy horror by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett.

Ready or Not doesn’t hit with everyone and its comedy elements may put a few people off. But it is also a whole lot of fun with some great pacing and a ton of gore to keep horror fans interested. Samara Weaving deserves special mention for her excellent performance, as well. Definitely a great movie to check out if you are looking for something that turns the idea of marriage and weddings on its head. Check out our review of Ready or Not here for more information.

3. The Loved Ones (2009) – Prom Night from Hell

The Anti-Love Vibe: The Loved Ones is a perfect anti Valentine’s day movie as the demented Lola puts her prom date Brent through a night of hell on earth. This is a movie that turns the idea of prom night and twists into something completely sinister.

Knockout Verdict: She won’t take no for an answer.

We are off to Australia for one of my all time favourite horror movies next with 2009’s The Loved Ones. Prom night is coming up and Lola (Robin McLeavy) needs a date. She invites edgy teen Brent to come along with her but, unfortunately, Brent is already going with his girlfriend Holly. Unless Lola can find another way of changing his mind, that is.

The Loved Ones is comedy horror done right. Wickedly funny and genuinely wince inducing at times. The Loved Ones, perhaps, leans a little too heavy into violence for the sake of violence at times and it is pretty light on plot. But as a self contained little dose of hilarious horror, there are few movies better. It’s perfect Valentine’s day viewing for anyone who thinks that romance is best delivered with a well sharpened drill. We awarded The Loved Ones 4/5 in our review and highly recommend it.

2. Audition (1999) – Be Careful What You Wish For

The Anti-Love Vibe: Takashi Miike’s Audition is a deeply disturbing horror movie that is just the ticket for anyone who wants to observe the consequences of falling in love with the wrong type of person. Our protagonist here takes advantage of women to find love and ends up facing the consequences in the most horrific way possible.

Knockout Verdict: Kiri kiri kiri.

Widower Aoyama Shigeharu (Ryo Ishibashi) is finally ready to start dating again. His friend decides to help him out by screening suitable women in a fake series of auditions. Shigeharu takes a liking to one particular girl, Asami (Eihi Shiina). Little does he realise that this girl has a dark and sordid past that may come back to haunt him.

The weak stomached need not apply. Brutal and legitimately uncomfortable to watch at times, this is one of those movies that stays with you. Audition‘s Asami has become a horror icon and the later scenes of the movie are infamous in their grotesqueness. Audition is a reminder of just how damn good Japanese horror can be and a perfect example of how it changed the way the rest of the world approached the genre. One of my all time favourite horror movies, we awarded Audition 4/5 in our review.

1. Misery (1990) – Your Number One Fan

The Anti-Love Vibe: Annie Wilkes absolutely adores author Paul Sheldon. The only problem is that her type of love comes with an intensity that is best expressed with a large hammer.

Knockout Verdict: Love hurts.

We couldn’t make an Anti Valentine’s Day horror movie list without featuring the late Rob Reiner’s brilliant Misery from 1990, could we? Based on the Stephen King novel; Misery sees author Paul Sheldon (James Caan) rescued from a near fatal car accident by nurse Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates). Little does Paul realise, Annie just happens to be his biggest fan and she isn’t about to let him leave.

Harbouring a love for the author that goes way beyond obsession. Kathy Bates is marvellous as Annie Wilkes and really sets the benchmark for terrifying obsessed people in horror movies. Misery is simply a brilliant horror movies. One of the best of all time, in fact, and it does it all without wild special effects, scary monsters or high kill counts. This is love gone wrong at its most raw. A proper anti-romance horror movie.

The pacing is just right and the movie is legitimately tense throughout. It also features one of the most notorious depictions of injury detail in horror. Brilliant stuff, a perfect Anti Valentine’s Day movie, and just an amazing horror movie in its own right. We awarded Misery 4.7/5 in our review.

Love Hurts… Literally

There you have it, 10 movies that serve as a potent reminder that being single isn’t the worst thing in the world. At least you aren’t being hunted by your in-laws, stitched into a bear suit, or held captive by your biggest fan. These films prove that sometimes, Cupid’s arrow is actually a crossbow bolt aimed directly between the eyes.

If this list was a bit too cynical for you and you actually want to feel the love tonight, be sure to cleanse your palate with our 10 Romantic Horror Movies list. Otherwise, grab the popcorn, lock the door, and enjoy the single life. Why not stick around? You can always check out some horror reviews, some horror ending explained articles or some horror lists? Take care and I will, hopefully, see you again soon.

🥀 Quick Picks: The Best Anti-Romance Horror Movies by Vibe

The “Bad Breakup” Pick: Midsommar (2019)
For when you need catharsis. It is the ultimate breakup movie wrapped in a bright, floral folk horror nightmare. He wasn’t good enough for you anyway.

The “Worst Wedding” Pick: Ready or Not (2019)
For when you hate your in-laws. A bride fighting off her husband’s murderous family on her wedding night? It puts your own family drama into perspective.

The “Stalker” Pick: Misery (1990)
For when you want a classic. Kathy Bates proves that being someone’s “number one fan” isn’t a compliment; it’s a threat.

The “First Date From Hell” Pick: Audition (1999)
For when you are tired of dating apps. A cautionary tale about why you shouldn’t hold fake auditions to find a wife. It gets… sharp.

The “If You Can’t Have Them…” Pick: The Loved Ones (2009)
For when you feel rejected. Lola Stone is the ultimate Prom Queen of pain. It is brutal, funny, and terrifying.

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