Welcome to the heart of Knockout Horror. This is where we keep the hundreds of reviews we’ve written over the years. Let’s be honest: the horror genre is a minefield. For every Hereditary, there are a dozen low-budget disasters waiting to waste your Friday night. That’s where we come in.
We watch the good, the bad, and the absolute trash so you don’t have to. From the latest theatrical blockbusters to the obscurest oddities hiding in the depths of Tubi and Shudder, you’ll find our honest, unpretentious, and jargon-free verdicts right here. No film school lectures, just a horror fan telling you if it’s worth the popcorn.
We review the Sam Raimi-produced Netflix thriller Don’t Move (2024). A grieving mother is injected with a paralytic agent by a killer, but is this a tense and unique survival hit or just a predictable, poorly written trudge through the woods? Find out in our full review.
We review Patrick Brice’s found-footage horror sequel Creep 2 (2017). Starring Mark Duplass and Desiree Akhavan, this follow-up sees our serial killer facing a victim as kooky as he is, but is it a tense and hilarious hit or just a repetitive trudge? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2019 cult horror hit Ready or Not. Starring Samara Weaving, this gory hide-and-seek thriller is a riotously fun ride, but is it a creative masterpiece or just a highly predictable trudge through generic cat-and-mouse tropes? Find out in our full review.
We review the 1997 slasher hit I Know What You Did Last Summer. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar, this film rode the wave of Scream’s success, but is it a creative masterpiece or just a formulaic, poorly paced slog through 90s tropes? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2005 horror smash Saw II. Starring Donnie Wahlberg and Tobin Bell, this sequel takes Jigsaw’s games to a deadly house, but is it a creative masterpiece or just a gory, fast-cut slog through familiar tropes and predictable character drama? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2024 horror hit Smile 2. Starring Naomi Scott, this sequel takes the Smile curse into the world of a pop superstar, but is it a creative masterpiece or just a repetitive, jump-scare-heavy slog through familiar tropes? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2000 horror smash Final Destination. Starring Devon Sawa and Ali Larter, this film launched a massive franchise, but is it a technical masterpiece or just a cheesy, poorly acted fail full of 2000s tropes and farcical plot holes? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2022 A24 horror comedy Bodies Bodies Bodies. Starring Rachel Sennott and Pete Davidson, this satirical whodunit takes aim at Gen Z culture, but is it a creative masterpiece or just an obnoxious, buzzword-heavy drag through toxic group dynamics? Find out in our full review.
We review Tim Burton’s 2005 stop-motion classic Corpse Bride. Starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, this gothic fantasy is a visual feast, but how does it hold up compared to similar stop motion classics? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2024 Shudder Original Azrael. Starring Samara Weaving, this dialogue-free creature feature is a visceral survival hit, but is it a creative masterpiece or does it simply not work? Find out in our full review.
We review Greg Jardin’s 2024 Netflix thriller It’s What’s Inside. This high-concept body-swap movie is a neon-soaked visual feast, but is it a creative masterpiece or just a convoluted, poorly paced fail through confusing character motivations? Find out in our full review.
We review the 2000 spoof classic Scary Movie. Starring Anna Faris and the Wayans brothers, this film launched a decade of parodies, but is it a clever comedy masterpiece or does it not hold up? Find out in our full review.